Mongol Rally Day 5 - Are you sure that's Colgate ? UPDATE

Mr Pittaway seems to have got things a little "arse about face" according to one of the updates received last night :

" stay nite jap (Mr Pittaway) uses itchy arse cream to clean teeth "

looks like this bloke used "arsepaste"  too

Now this is a bloody classic ! Apparently Mr Pittaway whilst fumbling for his regular brand of toothpaste contrived to select a tube of ANUSOL which he has obviously taken with him to soothe his festering piles, then applied the calming balsam to his brush without a care in the world and began the cleansing process. I'd wager that it didn't take to long before he grasped that the cream he'd selected was best served for an orifice lower on the body than the one he'd chosen....hope he'd  remembered to check the use by date.

" stuck in big que crash about 8 ambulances have gone part (past) looks like we will have to sit it out "



The latest update on the map puts them at Sebes in mid-Romania where according to Steve's text :

"worse drivers i've ever seen"


obviously Dai hasn't had a turn behind the wheel yet .

Last message:

" making slow progress today rough roads and local drivers are loons off to Count Draculas pad tonight -JD " (Jonny Devaney)


Just had phone call from Steve. He said never in his life has he seen such carnage on the road than in Romania. Seen 6 bad crashes all in one day most involving big lorries. Sooner they get out of Romania the better.

BE SAFE