" bitburg the fatherland, first night on road slept in cars in heavy rain, bloody dank"
also we learn :
" Vee are in Germany and it is pissing down all in dressed for the desert "
From these quotes we may confidently conclude that the first cracks are appearing amongst the quintet. The structure of the sentence is a tad wayward suggesting sleep deprivation and hunger. A text received by me last night also stated that Mr Bannan : "has not stopped bloody eating". Obviously Bannan is fattening himself up even more from his gluttonous 17 stone. This may hold him in good stead as when they get to the desert a diet of scorpions, flies, sand, and grubs is to be expected.
New update received:
"Nurnberg just booked in to hotel after spending last night in the car on side of road miles covered about 850 9150 to go".
Update 17:30 Sunday 24th July
Steve phoned saying : Forget the "star wars bar" and that they are now in the roughest bar they've ever been in. Went to a bar in Nurnberg, Germany, where there were two people in there both fast asleep and one of them the landlord. They woke them up and the landlord attempted to serve them unfortunately for him and amusingly for the lads, knocking into his shelves which sent all his glasses "arse over tit" onto the floor. Unperturbed the landlord managed to serve the ale then took out a porn mag and "retired" to the toilet for twenty minutes. On completion of his task he returned to the bar and nodded off again amongst the debris.
..............and Germany is probably the most "civilised" country they will visit........
New update received:
"Nurnberg just booked in to hotel after spending last night in the car on side of road miles covered about 850 9150 to go".
Update 17:30 Sunday 24th July
Steve phoned saying : Forget the "star wars bar" and that they are now in the roughest bar they've ever been in. Went to a bar in Nurnberg, Germany, where there were two people in there both fast asleep and one of them the landlord. They woke them up and the landlord attempted to serve them unfortunately for him and amusingly for the lads, knocking into his shelves which sent all his glasses "arse over tit" onto the floor. Unperturbed the landlord managed to serve the ale then took out a porn mag and "retired" to the toilet for twenty minutes. On completion of his task he returned to the bar and nodded off again amongst the debris.
..............and Germany is probably the most "civilised" country they will visit........
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