"getting ready for the big czech party we just bought the worlds biggest beer can holds 60 pints."
Then pre-party, we ascertain thus :
"on our way to Slovakia, Dave and Paul on the absinyth last night and broke the camp chairs with their drunken behaviour."
Also referring to the party:
"bannan and dai were completely twatted last nite and i can c why bannan is on his 3rd marriage he snores like a hog."
This update was received by no other than Mr Pittaway whom of course has never been inebriated and would never be seen in such a state .....
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" we just recieved our first fine of 100 euros jim and dave could not charm mr policeman steve and paul could."
After a night of jollification and absinthe with Dai and Paul I for one am bloody happy that I'm not sharing a compact Peugeot 206 in the middle of summer, in the middle of Europe with these individuals, and offer my deepest sympathy for who else is sharing the car with them. Driving with the two sots, farting, wheezing, spewing and groaning definitely would not be for the faint of heart. However Mr Bannan seems to have recovered enough to be able to cajole the police and has emerged as the partys' diplomatic attaché. The mind boggles as to what prattle he came out with to enable him to "charm" the official. Perhaps he was slurring and spitting that much that the copper thought he was mentally unstable and took pity on him. We can only speculate as to the gibberish that was muttered by the drunkard.
The last update on the map says that they have reached Budapest, and as the name of that city begins with the letter "B" has me and others"in the know" very worried about the safety of the quintet....... Benidorm, (bludgeoned by the police and a posse of angry Scotsmen), Bratislava, (Myself and Shorty threatened and "sent to Coventry"), and not forgetting Barcelona, (injuries sustained to forehead via a low metal shutter and hosed down by a street cleaner).......Remember these occasions Mr Pittaway ?
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