The latest Tipster Competition table shows the caustic Mr Grave rock bottom of the table much to the merriment of others and consternation of Mr Grave. When informed of his position the tirade of abuse and derision shown by Mr G was sadly to be expected. He could not seem to grasp the concept of "alphabetical order" the reason for his lowly position.
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| A very disturbed Mr Grave after viewing latest tipster table |
" What do you ******* mean I'm bottom on alphabetical order ? My bloody name begins with D!??"
"Yes David but it's got a V in it.... ennit !
"So ******* what you prat ?
" Well Mr Grave the administrations decision is final and any further vilification on your part may result in a hefty points deduction and perhaps a knee in your bony groin".
Allowance must be made to Mr G. due to his age and waspish personality, but obviously any further outbursts will be met with heavy and draconian repercussions .
Only one winner this week a 2/1 shot millylovestobougie which we watched live at Leicester races. Hours of sweat and toil pouring over form landed the first winner for Shorty,or was it just because his youngest daughter is named Milly ?..........ummm............
- Elmo Weston 13.5
- Big 'Un 1.0
- Billy Kemp -1.00
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