Mr Graves' proposed points deduction regarding "foul play" in last weeks selection has been quashed. When visiting the pub on Saturday morning, the administration was immediately confronted by a very unstable and incensed Mr Grave. The seething individual harangued the unfortunate official and delivered an inane tongue-lashing for at least 10 minutes without hint of a breath. The victim at one stage had to seek refuge in the cellar of the pub as Mr G seemed to reach into his murky tescos' bag possibly for a weapon. This resulted in the sprint for the relative refuge of the establishments basement. Unfortunately the admin official was visibly shaken by the the demented old boys attack, and needed a stiff glass of Woods to be able to attempt to resume negotiations with Grave.
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| Grave celebrates after points reprieve |
As a result of the incident the decision was made not to deduct any points from Grave as his unbalanced personality may lead to further episodes of a similar nature. The admin, however has now appointed a steward.... one James "Rathbone" Tully, to deal with Graves caustic temper and to administer any chastisement that may be deemed appropriate during the remainder of the competition. This will also absolve the administration of any further blame when Mr Grave inevitably strikes again. Tully was/will be pleased with his new roll and has vast experience of being attacked and set upon on a weekly basis and therefore suggests he'll be ideal for the challenging role.
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