Monday, 25 July 2011

Mongol Rally Day 3 - Has Bannan Lost The Plot ?

"nurnberg deutchland " grey goose vodka is wunderbar and bannon the glutton has fell through the slats of his bed 4 the third time(nothing to do with weight or ale) and he his talking to himself(not a good sign for another 9000 miles) and we have met fellow mongols wong way round. great name luy you all"

Source of update unknown

As a wild guess, this update was received after leaving rather than entering the bar at Nurnberg. Mr Bannan although a premier division ale drinker, seems to have lost all faculties and dexterity surprisingly early into the journey. Perhaps it's down to the Grey Goose Vodka that this harrowing condition has taken a hold of him. I only hope that when he plummeted through the slats of the bed that he wasn't in the top bunk berth. Anyone hapless enough to be below the portly adventurer would have procured terrible injuries and without doubt his rally would be doomed. 
Sympathies must be extended to the unfortunate team, Wong Way Round, that stumbled upon our quintet. Was Bannan rambling on to himself whilst they were in their company ? Was it one of the other team members bed that Bannan crashed through, Grey Goose in one hand, Bratwurst in 'tother babbling on incoherently to himself as he fell ?. These questions remain unanswered at the moment but I'm sure the truth will eventually emerge. 
Klenova Castle,Czech Republic

Update :
"On route to CZ"

Update:
 "klenova castle, Czech Republic"

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