Name: Paul Role : Front-line paddler, Angler, Boat figurehead, Ballast.
Age: 36 (I think that's what he'd have me believe)
Born: Leamington Spa
Work: Dust Monkey, ex Jockey (Sausage)
Married: Yes to gambling, and The Hope and Anchor.
Drinking: Premiership. Tends to linger on and have 5 or 6 " for the road".
Interests: 9 card brag, Gambling, Pole Vault. Poking his I-phone.
Born: Leamington Spa
Work: Dust Monkey, ex Jockey (Sausage)
Married: Yes to gambling, and The Hope and Anchor.
Drinking: Premiership. Tends to linger on and have 5 or 6 " for the road".
Interests: 9 card brag, Gambling, Pole Vault. Poking his I-phone.
Paul's main concern about the Irish Deliverance trip is his inability to swim. Actually that statement is not quite accurate as he did inform me that he is perfectly able to swim a maximum of about 5 yards....problem is that he can only achieve this stupendous feat underwater. Therefore we have decided to add a gaff to our kit as insurance just in case, or perhaps more likely, he tumbles overboard thus ensuring brisk recovery.
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