Sunday, 29 May 2011

Tully Transfer Outrage Update

After and astonishing and public attack on the H&A DT admin, James Tully may now be docked 50points which will unfortunately see his team outside of the prize money places. Many witnessed the foul remarks and commented that something must be done to prevent any further pillorying of DT official(s). It is proposed that a disciplinary committee will sit and discuss this sorry affair. Luckily Mr Richard Rogers has kindly offered  his services to help out with this matter and I am sure will help deliver the correct and "fair" decision.
In a further development Tully has been accused of bribery. Apparently numerous drinks were consumed by other DT managers which were allegedly purchased by the seemingly desperate Mr Tully. On no account will this behaviour be tolerated if/when these accusations are proven.

A shocked and haggard looking James Tully after hearing of the imminent points deduction
 Further Update...........Esteemed manager and former winner of the H&ADT Mr Dominic Neal has kindly offered his services to sit in the forthcoming committee to discuss the scandalous "James Tully Transfer Outrage". May I take this opportunity to warmly welcome him to the fold.

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