Weston & Tully earn reprieve

The two H&ADT managers embroiled in the recent controversy, messrs Tully and Weston, have earned a last minute reprieve on humanitarian grounds. Tully has been seen in recent days to have "lost the plot" and reports of inane rantings, uncontrolable sobbing, and threats of violence have taken a toll on the boy. It has been decided using executive action that he will receive his winnings, which is extremely lucky for him as he has already blown the majority of it on liquor and additions to his model railway collection. Weston on the other hand did not have one iota of what was going on. The facist slur he claimed, may have been uttered whilst intoxicated with Wray & Nephew Jamaican rum. When challenged about the outrageous verbal attack he replied " It was Rathbone who said it not me, so don't f****** blame me you twat". During his bombastic tirade his tongue was going in and out like a cats cock a sure sign that drink had taken a hold of any faculties he once posessed.

So the top six and money winners are :

1. Rathbones Winning Formula (J.Tully) 1579 (£250)
2. Public Enemies (Taff) 1574 (£100)
3. St. Elmo's Firers (P.Weston) 1529 (£60)
4. ASAW (Dave Devaney) 1508 (£40)
5. Warwickshire Whites (N.Brierly) 1507 (£20)
6. Fact Hunt (Shorty) 1499 (£10)



Tully & Weston celebrate H&ADT success



Tully Transfer Outrage Update

After and astonishing and public attack on the H&A DT admin, James Tully may now be docked 50points which will unfortunately see his team outside of the prize money places. Many witnessed the foul remarks and commented that something must be done to prevent any further pillorying of DT official(s). It is proposed that a disciplinary committee will sit and discuss this sorry affair. Luckily Mr Richard Rogers has kindly offered  his services to help out with this matter and I am sure will help deliver the correct and "fair" decision.

In a further development Tully has been accused of bribery. Apparently numerous drinks were consumed by other DT managers which were allegedly purchased by the seemingly desperate Mr Tully. On no account will this behaviour be tolerated if/when these accusations are proven.



A shocked and haggard looking James Tully after hearing of the imminent points deduction

 Further Update...........Esteemed manager and former winner of the H&ADT Mr Dominic Neal has kindly offered his services to sit in the forthcoming committee to discuss the scandalous "James Tully Transfer Outrage". May I take this opportunity to warmly welcome him to the fold.

Transfer Outrage

The manager of Rathbone's Winning Formula, Mr James Tully has had the temerity to try to dupe the administration by attempting a last ditch substitution to try to bolster his team in the table. On checking the "sheet" it was discovered that Mr Tully had NO transfers remaining. This is a despicable and sorry attempt to gain an advantage and to pocket the £ 250 first prize. I may have no option but to deduct points from the team in the name of fair play. It is very very regretable that certain players deem it necassary to try to fool the adminstration of the H&A DT. I am shocked and dissapointed regarding this episode and do not know if I can run this competition in future seasons.



J.Tully : Transfer scam outrage.



One Game To Go !

Rathbone takes over at the top with a five point margin with only the Champions League Final to go. To be fair the boy did inform us that - quote:   "I'll win that" at the begining of the season although no one took a blind bit of notice as he is something of a twat. However fair play he looks like pinching it at the death. As for Mr Weston it has been decided that a points deduction would be rather a drastic measure so instead any money he may win, ( he is currently third) will be donated to the Manchester United Development Association. I'm sure Mr Weston will be absolutely seething when he knows his fate and would rather hoof any winnings down Landsdowne Street instead .

1. Rathbones Winning Formula 1579    £250
2. Public Enemies 1574    £100
3. St Elmo's Firers 1530   £60
4. ASAW 1512   £40
5. Warwickshire Whites 1507  £20
6. Fact Hunt 1501  £10

These are almost sure to be the money winners as the 7th team is on 1445pts.

P.Weston in facist slur

Above: P.Weston "facist" slur controversy

Two games to go and Rathbone looks set to take over at the top from Taff, who may well be pipped at the post after leading for most of the season, in fact nearly all of it ! 

Also the disiplinary panel (me)  will soon decide whether to dock "St Elmo's Fires" who  are currenly in 4th place some points after an astonishing attack on the H&A DT administration. The teams manager one Elmo Weston demanded that the table should be updated after EVERY match not just once a week and that the person in question was/is a lazy b*****d. He also called the the individual involved a facist. I will not tolerate such disgraceful behaviour and a hefty points deduction looks likely

New Leader J.Tully
(with hands glued to knees ??)

Top of the Table (1 game to go)

1. Public Enemies (Taff).........................1564. £250
2. Rathbones Winning Formula (J.Tully)...1539..£100
3. ASAW (Dave Devaney).......................1509..£60
4. St Elmo's Firers (Porky Weston)..........1502..£40
5. Fact Hunt (Shorty)...............................1481..£20
6. Warwickshire Whites (Neil Brierley)......1462.£10
7. No Hope Rovers (D.Griffiths).................1440
8. Doms Diamonds (D.Neal).....................1408