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Launching Point : The River Sowe at Stoneliegh |
Let me begin with an ominous statistic: After two training sessions and an approximate total mileage of around 20 miles, almost 50% of the Irish Deliverance crew have found themselves in the "drink". I wont bother with the exact mathematical probability, but it does strike me as a sound bet that after about 370 miles of paddling in Ireland all can expect a fair amount of time doggy paddling in the Shannon rather than paddling in the canoe.
At the crack of dawn 9:30 (?) the team minus one, who was on holiday, faced the longest stint in the canoes so far. A fifteen mile paddle from the River Sowe at Stoneleigh via
The Saxon Mill on to Warwick, up onto the canal at the
viaduct then, unbelievably, past the
Moorings Pub without stopping for "refreshment", up to Radford, under a hedge back onto the River Leam, and finally to the
Leam Boat Centre. Problems were the order of the day from the onset as three journeys to Stoneleigh had to be made to transport the boats. On reaching the start at
Stoneleigh Church, party preparations were well under way on the church grounds for the Diamond Jubilee celebrations. To get to the launching point the transport for the canoes had to drive down a private road leading to the river. This despicable act of wanton trespass served to upset a couple of the locals working on the party. Luckily the teams diplomatic attaché Jim P. managed to sweet talk the concerned woman with the sort of spiel that a member of the House of Commons would be proud. Unfortunately the woman's husband proved a tad more malevolent. You would have thought that a party of Afghan asylum seekers had set up a dozen tents on his front lawn. James' temper held however and the "gentleman" stormed off incoherently ranting and gesticulating back to his cottage by the river. No hard feelings amongst the paddlers were detected as the team wished him well and hoped it did not rain to hard on him for his party and he didn't slip in the mud and break his back on the way home.
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Pete inspects joints in the brickwork before ill-fated descent of the weir |
Weirs are proving to be the most entertaining of obstacles in our quest. Three were "dealt with" yesterday one in particular causing extreme hilarity for most of the crew. I for one only knew of one weir on yesterdays route that being the one at the Saxon Mill. The first had me and others literately crying uncontrollably with laughter. I must say Steve and myself tackled the obstruction rather successfully I thought, and managed both to get in the boat at the bottom with only the shins and feet getting wet due to a precarious slide down the very slippy gradient of the weir. Sitting smug in the boat we turned to watch the drama unfold as the Jonny and Dai decided on a different and more ambitious method of descent which was...... paddle straight over the edge !. Ensconced in the boat awaiting the attempt I did mention to Steve but not the others, that if they opt for this approach that it could end in tears, in fact tears of laughter from the rest. At the top of the weir Dai positioned himself at the front of the boat as Jonny, knee deep in the river, nudged the canoe right to the edge of the drop. Dai's face wore a rather apprehensive look as the boat was teetering on the edge with Jonny yet to board. Dai was by this time ordering Jonny in no uncertain terms to "Get in the f****** boat and taking the hint Jon managed to scramble in. Both "bumped" in their seats to nudge the canoe forward for the dive...........then it happened........ the boat tipped.....the faces of the occupants both obtained a look of dread........... and in seconds an undecipherable shout from Dai preceded the boat plummeting at an alarming angle into the frothing water below and both the canoeists were in the drink. They say laughter is the best medicine and if this is the case then the rest of the team will never have a days illness again. Rarely can I remember laughing so raucously than at that moment. When they both emerged from under the water the inquest started between the two as to whose fault it was with both naturally blaming the other. One of the people in fits of laughter was Pete. This mirth was not to last long. On seeing the Devaneys predicament he opted for the seemingly less hazardous route of the slippery weir. Three tentative steps later his footing failed miserably and as a consequence sent him sliding penguin like down the weir and into the aqua thus sharing the same fate as the other two. Cue more tumultuous merriment amongst the dry members of the team.
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Kev K. gracefully disembarks at the Saxon Mill despite Kev M trying to poke him back with a paddle |
Spontaneous laughter erupted during the rest of the journey just thinking about the three reluctant swimmers. After that nothing could really match those moments. The diners at the Saxon Mill who had window seats while eating their meals seemed to find it highly amusing as they watched us trying to get out of the canoes and climb up on the wall. Miraculously none fell in despite the less than nimble footwork when scrambling over the other canoes to get out. The rest of the trek went relatively well except maybe when a resident of "private" car park/garden where we hauled the canoes out to avoid another weir phoned the police and complained we were trespassing. As it probably was not on the heinous crime category that the resident seemed to think we saw nothing of the local constabulary. We completed the voyage tired but happy and are all looking forward to the trip to the River Wye trip.
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Pub local Dave "The Grave" Shepherd begrudgingly donates his 25p as other pub locals cower in the corner in case of any backlash from the local firebrand |
Pub local Dave "The Grave" Shepherd has astonishingly donated monies to our charity. Other locals looked on agog as The Grave put pen to paper and unlikely as it may appear, actually put his hand in his long long pocket and forked out the 25p he found on the floor of the Cask and Bottle while cleaning the pub. Whether or not we can accept this lavish offer is subject to speculation as we are awaiting a psychiatric assessment from Rampton High Security Hospital.